Date a girl who breathes

Date a girl who breathes. Date a girl who spends her money on things that allow her to continue breathing. She has problems with space because mostly she needs the space to be filled with air so that she can breathe.

You’ll find her anywhere you may look. Turn around when you’re walking down the street, that girl may be your future wife (the person could turn out to be a guy and if you lean that way then just change genders through this piece, if you don’t then ignore him and look further until you find a girl). Look through the window of a café, is there a girl sitting there and is she breathing? Ask her out. Go into a bookstore, she’ll be the one breathing in the air because face it what else will she breathe. Tell her you share the same air and politely ask her to stop stealing it.

Talk to her about your favourite books, it is possible that she loves books and even if she doesn’t, you talking about them may encourage her to pick up a book and get lost in the words. It doesn’t even matter if she doesn’t because she may think that you’re smart because you read. But you should probably also ask her what she likes because it’s possible that she likes adventure sports  and you refuse to put yourself in that kind of danger and that doesn’t mean that you’re not compatible but just that you can enjoy some interests with your friends.

It’s easy to date a girl who breathes. You are pretty much spoilt for choice when it comes to gifts. Just walk into a mall and pick something up. It is recommended that you put some thought into it though; she may not want a deodorant for her birthday.

Date a girl who breathes because she may just like the things you like, or not, because frankly isn’t that the point of dating, to learn about someone and not make assumptions about someone just because you saw her lost in a book or because she spends all of her money on travel. You could also take the time to introduce her to your world and she may decide that your world is what was missing from hers.  And this could be a revelation you have if you decide to share air with a girl who breathes.

Date a girl who breathes because you deserve it. A girl who breathes opens up a whole new world to you. A world where anything is possible and you may learn new things about her every day and maybe even discover a whole new side to yourself. Maybe you will see life in a different light and realise that you cannot pick the people that you become attached to. They are either a part of your ‘karass’ or not.

Date a girl who breathes because frankly a girl who doesn’t breathe is probably dead and that does limit your options.

 

 

 

 

WHEN GIRLS DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND

And of course does not notice those eyebrows. 

whatshouldwecallgirls:

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lakeeren:

PRAJAKTA POTNIS
Capsule I, 2012
Digital print on paper
35 in x 58in
Edition : 2/5 + 2 AP



One of the most beautiful prints by Prajakta Potnis @Lakereen 

lakeeren:

PRAJAKTA POTNIS

Capsule I, 2012

Digital print on paper

35 in x 58in

Edition : 2/5 + 2 AP

One of the most beautiful prints by Prajakta Potnis @Lakereen 

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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This. 

rlmjob:

This fucking show

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amandapalmer:

my new song, this time with lyrics.thanks to Andrew Geha for recording it and sharing with us.quickie audio cleanup via sean francis (@indeciSEAN).more about it HERE on my blog.


THE THING ABOUT THINGS.i’ve loaned a lot of things to a lot of friends like dresses and records and books and some of the time i never see them again and in a weird way i think that it works because the thing about things is they start turning evil when you start to forget what they’re for and so if you’re not sure what you did with my bathing suit i’ll just try to love you a little bit more i had a ring it belonged to my grandfather he was a mason and gay and he was distant and bitter for all of my childhood and we never had much to say he wasn’t the type to give tokens of affection and so i stole ring when he died and twenty years later when i lost it at a bar i thought that’s fine I DIDN’T WANT HIM IN MY LIFE the thing about things is that they can start meaning things nobody actually said and if he couldn’t make the ring mean something for me i had to make up what it meant i can carry everything i need in one collapsing suitcase i can carry everyone i love in one phone application built to optimize the facetime with the ties i’m bent on making actually i want to be alone to mourn the loss of what this cost i collected you but now you are all lost i think it’s a poem and i think it keeps going i’ve borrowed and lost lots of things 3 nights ago in the bar where i lost it a bartender gave me the ring and i lie in bed with my phone in my hand thinking what can i fix with an app and i call my grandfather and he doesn’t answer and i have to make peace with that fact because the thing about things is that they can start looking like kindnesses nobody said and if you’re not allowed to love people alive then you learn how to love people dead because the thing about things is that they can start looking like kindnesses nobody said and if you’re not allowed to love people alive then you learn how to love people dead

amandapalmer:

my new song, this time with lyrics.
thanks to Andrew Geha for recording it and sharing with us.
quickie audio cleanup via sean francis (@indeciSEAN).
more about it HERE on my blog.

THE THING ABOUT THINGS.

i’ve loaned a lot of things to a lot of friends
like dresses and records and books
and some of the time i never see them again
and in a weird way i think that it works

because the thing about things is they start turning evil
when you start to forget what they’re for
and so if you’re not sure what you did with my bathing suit
i’ll just try to love you a little bit more

i had a ring it belonged to my grandfather
he was a mason
and gay
and he was distant and bitter for all of my childhood
and we never had much to say

he wasn’t the type to give tokens of affection
and so i stole ring when he died
and twenty years later when i lost it at a bar
i thought
that’s fine
I DIDN’T WANT HIM IN MY LIFE

the thing about things is that they can start meaning things
nobody actually said
and if he couldn’t make the ring mean something for me
i had to make up what it meant

i can carry everything i need in one collapsing suitcase
i can carry everyone i love in one phone application
built to optimize the facetime with the ties i’m bent on making
actually i want to be alone
to mourn the loss
of what this cost
i collected you but now you are all lost

i think it’s a poem and i think it keeps going
i’ve borrowed and lost lots of things
3 nights ago in the bar where i lost it a bartender gave me the ring

and i lie in bed
with my phone in my hand
thinking
what can i fix with an app

and i call my grandfather
and he doesn’t answer
and i have to make peace with that fact

because the thing about things
is that they can start looking
like kindnesses nobody said
and if you’re not allowed to love people alive
then you learn how to love people dead

because the thing about things is that they can start looking
like kindnesses nobody said
and if you’re not allowed

to love people alive

then you learn how to love people dead

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In my opinion, and this is just an opinion, art exists to be shared…so share it. I don’t know what you’re worried about protecting it from, but it’s absolutely certain that /nothing/ will happen to it, good or bad, if it’s not shared.

Hank Green (via wilwheaton)

The stories you tell yourself to fall asleep, those fantasies, those are a good place to start when looking for a metaphor for a personal issue. Also, the first moment you’re awake, that’s a great time for ideas to just pop into your head. In this almost-awake state, inspiration and clean connections just seem to happen. Mid-day, you might try taking a shower. That’s always good for relaxing your mind to a near dream-state. Great ideas happen while washing dishes, too. Stephen King writes in the shower. Katherine Dunn writes while swimming laps. Like sleeping, these tasks seem to allow… something… to happen. So it helps to keep a notepad beside the bed, and in the bathroom. Also, long, boring car drives – without the radio playing – are good for creating this same kind of “trance” that allows ideas to form.

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the-hatred-machine:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

how dare that victim not have bulletproof flesh

how dare their body bleed out from the wound

how dare they die on the way to the hospital

those poor gunmen. their lives ahead of them in ruins because someone was inconsiderate enough to allow themselves to be shot.

you see, it doesn’t fucking work this way.

Yo, um, I must’ve, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut

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